12-5-2007
Here is a list of many of my Facebook status updates. The list consists mostly of the witty/funny ones, with the most recent ones first. Feel free to recycle them.
- AJ is harmful if swallowed.
- AJ is not to be used as a flotation device.
- AJ is void where prohibited.
- AJ is not designed, licensed or intended for use in the design, construction, operation, or for the maintenance of any nuclear facility.
- AJ is slippery when wet. Step with caution.
- AJ is too intense for some viewers. Viewer discretion is strongly advised.
- AJ is freshest if eaten before date on carton.
- AJ is a potential side-effect of sudden death.
- AJ is on top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese.
- AJ is a turkey slice and a hardcover book.
- AJ is waxing the cheese for the baby goose.
- AJ is kicking people in the face Jean-Claude Van Damme style.
- AJ is composed mostly of nothing.
- AJ is pretty sure it's not worth killing 100 million people for toast.
- AJ is wondering, why not just play football and eat spaghetti at the same time?
- AJ is thinking that he might be able to invent something with: a milk jug, a belt, and some pipes.
- AJ is a tossed salad and three cowboy boots.
- AJ is the big Käse.
- AJ is don't taze me, bro.
- AJ is doing the hokey pokey.
- AJ is thinking that some of these "astrophysicists" are full of bologna.
- AJ is five hundred feet tall.
- AJ is juggling chainsaws.
- AJ is melting.
- AJ is eating nails for breakfast.
- AJ is a hero in a half-shell.
- AJ is going to be more commonly known as "AJ the Impaler" one day.
- AJ is certain that his legs are going to fall off any minute now.
- AJ is running away with the spoon.
- AJ is bending the fabric of time and space.
- AJ is going to have a smorgasbord all this week.
- AJ is putting his left foot in, he is putting his left foot out, he is putting his left foot in and is shaking it all about.
- AJ is a tool of the government.
- AJ is faster than a speeding bullet.
- AJ is searching for the meaning of life.
- AJ is battling one-armed alien pirates... Arrrgh!
- AJ is training monkey zombies to juggle flaming chainsaws.
- AJ is amazed when the flying purple stuffed worm in flap-jawed space with a tuning fork does a raw blink on hari kari rock. I need scissors! 61!
- AJ is is a cyborg.
- AJ is delivering little bundles of love.. in a box.. directly to your door.
- AJ is playing one; He is playing knick-knack on his thumb. With a knick-knack, paddy whack, give a dog a bone...
- AJ is counting flowers on the wall.
- AJ is is bending spoons with his mind.
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Apr 11 4:00PM
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Apr 11 10:48PM
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