AJ's blog

There seemed to be a substantial amount of interest, in my list of facebook statuses that I posted a few months ago. They seemed to be popular due to their comical/witty/funny/hilarious (okay, maybe not "hilarious") nature. Since then, I have accumulated a few more statuses that are ready to be recycled. So here it goes, with the most recent first:

• AJ uses one scoop in every load of laundry to make his whites whiter, his brights brighter!
  
• AJ whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and had dice on the mirror.
  
• AJ has a PSG-1? He can use that against Sniper Wolf. Hurry up and save Meryl!
  
• AJ is getting to the choppa!
  
• AJ the British are coming!
  
• AJ presses the Action button to drop down.
  
• AJ is armed with five five sixers, and pineapples.
  
• AJ is client #8.
  
• AJ is he is, or is he ain't.
  
• AJ is a secret agent man.
  
• AJ is under the bridge downtown.
  
• AJ is NP-hard.
  
• AJ loads sixteen tons, and what does he get? Another day older and deeper in debt.
  
• AJ said "What about Breakfast at Tiffany's?" He said "I think I remember the film, and as I recall, I think we both kind of liked it."
  
• AJ doesn't do it for his health.
  
• AJ is what makes the world go 'round.
  
• AJ will kick you apart!
  
• AJ + Red Vines = Crazy Delicious.
  
• AJ wonders what the morlocks would do if the chickens could get their own bananas.
  
• AJ killed a sensei in a duel and he never said why.
  
• AJ has a brain for a heart.
  
• AJ is sixty quid, and eight for the fruit-bat.
  
• AJ is not something that you just dump something on. He's not a big truck. He's a series of tubes.
  
• AJ has got no strings to hold him down.
  
• AJ doesn't do it for the money.
  
• AJ is getting too old.
  
• AJ 's resemblence to any persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
  
• AJ can do it with his eyes closed.
  
• AJ does it with style.
  
• AJ is back with a vengeance.
  
• AJ feels most alive while he's killing.
  
• AJ sees the light.
  
• AJ wears boots and suit of red; AJ wears a long cap on his head.
  
• AJ is totally pumped that facebook dropped the "is" from the facebook status thing!!!
  
• AJ is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants.
  
• AJ is for external use only.
  
• AJ is what Chuck Norris would do.